Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Reunited at last... no sleep for the folks below me.
Well start working 9 to 5 after a 3-day weekend with long car drives and you are (gasp!) too beat to blog.
Not too much more insights into the wedding, except it was 99% a great experience, the 1 percent being something I'll tell you about in a second. I had time to go to the local Dubuque Iowa theater and see Star Wars Episode III, and it is probably in my top 10 movies of all time. I want all movies to be in trilogy form eventually. You have to have some substantial plot complexity in between the mindless action if your movie is 7+ hours long.
Anyway, at 3:30am Saturday night there were assholes having a rowdy party on the third floor, to the point where the hotel guys yelled at them and the cops were eventually called to hopefully cart everyone not cooperating with them to jail for the night. That justice didn't happen though because around 4am, a couple (emphasis on them being two, male and female) whose voices I recognized from them being hostile to the hotel guys earlier, decided that even though the sun was rising, the night was still LOUDLY young. I would have giggled "tee-hee you love birds" if they were just getting some raw passion as an end to a dignified night of partying AWAY FROM WHERE PEOPLE SLEEP. But no, it was the partiers, and it was obnoxious disgusting sex I was hearing, where the couple probably decided that if they stop talking or grunting for two seconds, they would give their brain containers a rest and think about their meaningless lives, their lack of substantial accomplishments, their self-centeredness, and maybe kill themselves, I don't know. The nice thin walls allowed me to hear alternate male/female periods of loud panting as well as discussions like "Did you (rhymes him "drum")?" and "How did that (rhymes with... oh hell he said "CONDUM") feel?". So before I get more angry, let me assure you that these were not my friends... because I didn't recognize the voices and their inconsiderate attitute before they went into the room neighboring me did not reflect what my friends would do even in their most drunken state.
So I didn't mean for this post to go in that direction I'm sorry. It's just DAMN people are jerks. I'm back here now in Chicago, earning money, enjoying my privacy, no one having loud orgasms in any neighboring units here, although I have my fans on loud now so who knows. A guy below me was knocking on a door one night a couple months ago saying "Susie" over and over again.
I want to announce, however, that a very important friend from my high school years arrived in Chicago last night for a long-term stay. Because of travelling and schedule restrictions, she was never able to visit me in college and I had to accept a substitute of less quality but more convenience from when I left Edmond, Oklahoma in 1999 until May 31st 2005. When I was a lost and disillusioned adolescent, this friend of mine helped give my life meaning and provided for hours of pleasure and emotional release, as long as we were careful to keep it fairly quiet in my room so my parents wouldn't wake up and find out what I was doing late at night. Whenever I visited home from college or work, I didn't want to fully enjoy my friend because of how much it would make me realize how much more enhanced my favorite experiences were when they were with her, so I did other things and ignored her, even trying out my brother's friend the few visits, who I hadn't had a past with. But yesterday, she hitched a ride with a family friend who has friends in Chicago... and I took her home with me.
Okay enough jerking around, want to know who this friend is? Want to slap me for being so stupidly coy? Well stay tuned for a future post... The number of comments I get will determine how soon I put a photo up.
Thanks for reading.
Not too much more insights into the wedding, except it was 99% a great experience, the 1 percent being something I'll tell you about in a second. I had time to go to the local Dubuque Iowa theater and see Star Wars Episode III, and it is probably in my top 10 movies of all time. I want all movies to be in trilogy form eventually. You have to have some substantial plot complexity in between the mindless action if your movie is 7+ hours long.
Anyway, at 3:30am Saturday night there were assholes having a rowdy party on the third floor, to the point where the hotel guys yelled at them and the cops were eventually called to hopefully cart everyone not cooperating with them to jail for the night. That justice didn't happen though because around 4am, a couple (emphasis on them being two, male and female) whose voices I recognized from them being hostile to the hotel guys earlier, decided that even though the sun was rising, the night was still LOUDLY young. I would have giggled "tee-hee you love birds" if they were just getting some raw passion as an end to a dignified night of partying AWAY FROM WHERE PEOPLE SLEEP. But no, it was the partiers, and it was obnoxious disgusting sex I was hearing, where the couple probably decided that if they stop talking or grunting for two seconds, they would give their brain containers a rest and think about their meaningless lives, their lack of substantial accomplishments, their self-centeredness, and maybe kill themselves, I don't know. The nice thin walls allowed me to hear alternate male/female periods of loud panting as well as discussions like "Did you (rhymes him "drum")?" and "How did that (rhymes with... oh hell he said "CONDUM") feel?". So before I get more angry, let me assure you that these were not my friends... because I didn't recognize the voices and their inconsiderate attitute before they went into the room neighboring me did not reflect what my friends would do even in their most drunken state.
So I didn't mean for this post to go in that direction I'm sorry. It's just DAMN people are jerks. I'm back here now in Chicago, earning money, enjoying my privacy, no one having loud orgasms in any neighboring units here, although I have my fans on loud now so who knows. A guy below me was knocking on a door one night a couple months ago saying "Susie" over and over again.
I want to announce, however, that a very important friend from my high school years arrived in Chicago last night for a long-term stay. Because of travelling and schedule restrictions, she was never able to visit me in college and I had to accept a substitute of less quality but more convenience from when I left Edmond, Oklahoma in 1999 until May 31st 2005. When I was a lost and disillusioned adolescent, this friend of mine helped give my life meaning and provided for hours of pleasure and emotional release, as long as we were careful to keep it fairly quiet in my room so my parents wouldn't wake up and find out what I was doing late at night. Whenever I visited home from college or work, I didn't want to fully enjoy my friend because of how much it would make me realize how much more enhanced my favorite experiences were when they were with her, so I did other things and ignored her, even trying out my brother's friend the few visits, who I hadn't had a past with. But yesterday, she hitched a ride with a family friend who has friends in Chicago... and I took her home with me.
Okay enough jerking around, want to know who this friend is? Want to slap me for being so stupidly coy? Well stay tuned for a future post... The number of comments I get will determine how soon I put a photo up.
Thanks for reading.
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